Why do fish play tennis so poorly?

They try to avoid getting too close to the net!
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant!
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My friend said that he wanted a cat good for mice. So I decided to give him one. I bought the cat and gave it to my friend. A few days later, though, he complained. “This cat doesn’t even care about catching mice!”

I replied, “Well isn’t that good for the mice?”
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I think sheep jokes are….

Baaaa-d
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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!
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