I am an object.
The person who makes me, does not use me.
The person who buys me, does not use me.
The person who uses me doesn’t know that they are using me.
What am I?
A coffin!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Isabelle, 11 years old, New York City, New York
I am an object.
The person who makes me, does not use me.
The person who buys me, does not use me.
The person who uses me doesn’t know that they are using me.
What am I?
From Madison D., age 8, Lewisburg, Ohio
What did the bull do to the cow?
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What do you give a sick bird?
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