Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop.
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Why did the man put his clock on the toaster?

To see time fry!
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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!!!
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What do bees eat?

Hum-burgers!
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It’s greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?

Nothing!!
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