How do you attract a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn’t been invented!
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What does Count Dracula cross the ocean in?

A blood vessel.
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What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice tie!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?

Bless you!
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