Why don’t sharks eat clowns?

They taste funny!
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Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?
Joe: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What nonsense! How can you say that?

Joe: Sir, it is H to O!
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What do you call a dog in the sun?

A hot dog!
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Did you ever see the movie Constipated?

It never came out!
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What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

Sorry, I can’t see you right now!
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When is cross country skiing easy?

When you live in a small country!
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