Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!
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What do you call the guards working at a Samsung store?

The Guardians Of The Galaxy!
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Why did the penguin wear a sweater?

Because it was cold!
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic!
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Why was the zombie afraid of the judge?

He was afraid he would get a life sentence!
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One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”

Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
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