Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma
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What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
Flood lights!
What did the penny say to the man?
You have no cents!
Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Must ache [ask] you for chocolate!!
Where do dogs park their cars?
The barking lot!
