What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxetos.
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What do you say to Simba when he is moving slowly?

Mu-fasa!
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Why did the class bury their teacher in a very, very deep hole?

Because deep, deep down, he was a nice guy!
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What did Beethoven say when he was done?

Done Done Done DONE!
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How was the euphonium invented?

Someone thought the tuba should have a baby.
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