Why do fish play tennis so poorly?
They try to avoid getting too close to the net!
From Susan, 3 years old, VA
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
Irrelephant!
My friend said that he wanted a cat good for mice. So I decided to give him one. I bought the cat and gave it to my friend. A few days later, though, he complained. “This cat doesn’t even care about catching mice!”
I replied, “Well isn’t that good for the mice?”
I think sheep jokes are….
Baaaa-d
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
