Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?

Because he didn’t have enough money for an iPad!
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What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!
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What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?

Stinker Bell!
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What has a bed but doesn’t sleep?

A river.
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What’s a banana’s favorite sport?

Track and peeled (track and field)!
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