Flower and Garden Jokes

From Dyliedyl, age 7, CA

Where do you plant kids?

Kinder garden!

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From Sid, age 10, Cashion,Oklahoma

What did the baby Tulip say to its baby-sitter?

”I want my Poppy and my Mum!”

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From Marie, age 11, Dallas,TX

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer!

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From Michelle, age 12, Leesville, Louisana

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Rootbeer!

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From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

How do you tell a dogwood when it’s not in bloom?

You recognize it’s bark.

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From Gabrielle, age 8, Toronto, Canada

What did the flower say to the flower beside him?

Move over, bud!

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