Hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink and gold walks in. They shout:
“A U, get outta this bar!”
Science Jokes
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he is a fun guy!
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?
You-Reek-A!
What is a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
What did the matter say to the antimatter?
Come round to my place and we’ll have a blast!
What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?
Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)
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