Science Jokes

From Lucas Hazel, 12 years old, Sarasota, Florida

What do you find in the center of Gravity?

The letter “V”!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

What do grumpy mountains have?

Bad altitudes!

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From Maddie , 12 years old, Ohio

If a underwater science teacher went out sick, who would be the replacement?

A SUB-marine

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From Charlie Buxton, 10 years old, Canada

Why shouldn’t you ever trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!

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From Bob, 6 years old, China

I don’t trust atoms…

I heard they make up everything!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the atom cross the road?

It was time to split!

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