Science Jokes

From Sierra, 8 years old, Hayward

What is the ocean’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune!

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From Jay D., 10 years old, Brea, california

What do you call a telescope in a rainbow car crash?

A colliding-scope! (kaleidoscope)

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From Aditya Karna, 10 years old, Kathmandu, Nepal

Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?
Joe: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What nonsense! How can you say that?

Joe: Sir, it is H to O!

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From Aaliyah Scott, 10 years old, Merrillville, IN

What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?

It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS, USA

Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?

Sam: He wanted to win the no bell (Nobel) prize.

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From Chuck Vander, 8 years old, Miami, Florida

I really like this book about anti-gravity.

It is impossible to put down!

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