What does a pig say in the sun?
I’m bakin’!
Green grape and purple grape are best friends. One day, they decided to hang out together.
Green grape said;
Breathe, purple grape, breathe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice-cream.
Ice-cream who ?
I scream if you throw me in cold water!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doorbell? I am tired of knocking!
What is Santa Claus’ dog’s name?
Santa paws!
How do you get a skunk to stop smelling?
You cut off its nose!
