So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”
Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”
Why is santa so fat?
Duh, because all of the cookies!
What happens when a dime knocks on a door?
He breaks his nickels!
Why are there no Easter carols?
The Easter bunny likes hip hop!
Doctor I need glasses!
Yea you do cause you’re in the pizza parlor!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leslie.
Leslie Who?
Leslie who runs the fastest?
