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From Utsavi, age 9, Mumbai ,India

Why is your geometry book so cute?

Because it has acute angles!
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Filed Under: Math

From Sharni W., age 12, Australia

Why was the sea wet?

Because the Seaweed.
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

A Boeing Constrictor!
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Filed Under: Snake, Transportation

From Sam, age 12, San Antonio, Texas

There were three kids who walked home from school together. One boy
was in charge of the keys, as it would have been a hassle to carry three
seperate keys when they could easily be held by one person. They lived
in a 90 story building and all three of them lived on the 90th floor.
Thankfully, there was an elevator, so they never had to climb the
stairs. One day after school, they found that the elevator had broken, and
so they had to climb the stairs. They decided that, to pass the time as
they were walking up the stairs, they would each tell a story. The
first kid would recall a happy memory, the second kid would tell a scary
story, and the third kid would tell a sad story. When it was the third
kid’s turn and they were finally on the 89th floor, after an hour of
climbing, the kid told his friends “I have only one sad story to tell.”

“I left the keys downstairs.”
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Brittany, age 10, Vancouver, Canada

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!
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Filed Under: What Did?

Submitted by a reader age 9

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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Filed Under: Dinosaur

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