What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
How was the euphonium invented?
Someone thought the tuba should have a baby.
What do the Gods and Godessess wear for running?
Tennis Zeus!
What kind of vacation do prisoners like?
A get-a-way!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl?
Because the “p” is silent!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?
No, kangaroo!
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