How do you tell if you’re built upside down?
If your nose runs and your feet smell!
Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?
Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!
Why couldn’t the Dalmatian puppy hide from his mother?
because he’d already been spotted!
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!!
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
What is the best country for pro bowlers to live?
Turkey!
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