What did the mummy creeper say to the kid creeper at night?
Creep well, Dear! (Sleep well!)
How do you know cows are lost?
No one has herd them!
What did one triangle say to the other?
Let’s get together and square dance!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger! I’m hungry!
Why did the zombie cross the road?
he was chasing the man that was chasing the chicken!
Joe: Hey! Why don’t we ever hear of the 10th reindeer, Olive?
Bob: Olive?
Joe: Yeah! You know, OLIVE, the other reindeer that used to laugh and call Rudolph names!
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