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School Jokes
What did the boy do with his homework?
He ate it because it was a piece of cake!
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
There’s no point to it!
What did the pencil say to the rubber?
Take me to your ruler!
Cookery teacher:I hope I didn’t see you sneaking a bit of dough!
Pupil:I hope you didn’t either.
A boy in the examination hall wrote his name on the paper and submitted it. When he got the result he got 1 mark. When his father asked him why he got 1 mark even when he left the paper blank, he replied,
I got 1/2 mark for writting my name and another 1/2 for spelling it correctly!
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