What Did? Jokes

What did the leaf say to Autumn?

What did the rug say to the floor, when the police came?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

A man is sitting alone at a bar. No one else is there except the bartender. All of a sudden, he hears someone say “Nice shirt.” He looks around, and nobody’s there. A little while later, he hears “I like your tie.” Looks around and, again, nobody’s there. Once again he hears the same voice say “You seem like a nice guy. We should be friends.” Again nobody is there so he asks the bartender. What does the bartender say to him?