What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawnMOOer!
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they are suckers!
Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from a bank?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
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