What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic!
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Why was the zombie afraid of the judge?

He was afraid he would get a life sentence!
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One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”

Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?

Orange you cute!
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What do the poor have and the rich require,
What does every good man desire,
What is feared more than death, life or mortal strife?

Nothing.
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