What has a head, a tail, but no body?

A coin!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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Why did the coach go to the bank ?

To get his quarterback!
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What amusement park does Nemo like to go to?

Finland!
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Joe: Did you hear the joke about the old man who worked under his bed?

Jake: Nope.

Joe: That’s because he was really under cover!
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