What is a cat’s favorite candy?
A Kit CAT!
There’s a pink woman who lives in a circle house with a pink clock and a pink bed and a pink TV and a pink floor, everything’s pink. One day her husband is gone – someone took him. Her friend said she was at the movies, it was a Sunday. Her mailman was off shift, but her maid said she was vacuuming the corners of the circle house. Who’s the thief?
If you don’t get it: it’s a circle house, no corners, how could she clean corners?
What did the turkey say to the Teddy Bear?
What does your stuffing taste like?
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
A living room!
Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?
Because it lied!