What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!
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What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the penny say to the man?

You have no cents!
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Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?

Must ache [ask] you for chocolate!!
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