From Hano Strydom, 12 years old, South-Afrika
There was a guy, he wanted an animal who could talk so he got in his car and went to the pet shop. When he was there, he asked the man but the man said he only had a centipede who could talk.The man took the centipede home and asked him “Do you want to go somewhere?” but the centipede said nothing. After a half hour he came back and still the centipede said nothing. After one hour the centipede said nothing. The man told him it was the last time he would ask him. Then the centipede said…
I heard you the first time so just keep your shoes on; I am just putting on mine!
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From Dani, 10 years old, United States
I’m a serial killer…
I stepped on a cornflake!
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From Jonathan K, 9 years old, United States
Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue?
To get some spare ribs!
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From MEGHAN, 9 years old, UK
Why did the skeleton cross the road??
So it could get to
the body shop!
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From Daniel, 10 years old, Califonia,Usa
Why couldn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
He didn’t have the guts.
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