What do pirates eat?

Fish and ships!
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There is a green glass door. Only certain things can pass through. An apple can go through, but a chair can’t. A ball can, but a computer can’t. Why?

It’s a grEEn glaSS dOOr. Only things with double letters can pass through!
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Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.

Jill: There was in this one!!
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Where do snowmen keep all their money?

In the snowbank!
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What do you get when you cross a lion with an eagle?

A legal.
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