Why couldn’t the Pilgrims on the Mayflower play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck!
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What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?

Dinner.
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Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired to stand!
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What is a snake’s favorite macaroni?

Snakaroni!
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What do you call a pig that takes karate?

A porkchop!
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