What did the plane say when it was in trouble??

Sorry, but I gotta fly!
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What is not a living thing but eats and moves by itself?

The sea.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment!
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Two fathers and two sons went fishing. If each family member caught a fish, why were there only three fish?

There was a son, his father, and his grandfather (his father’s father).
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What do snowmen clean with?

A brr-oom!
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