Where do snowmen keep all their money?

In the snowbank!
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What do you get when you cross a lion with an eagle?

A legal.
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OK, so you’re in a room with NOTHING in it except a table and a mirror, how do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw, take that saw and saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, so you crawl through the hole!!!
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Knock Knock!
Who`s there?
Rita.
Rita who?

Rita lot of books!
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What do you get if you have 1345 peaches and you sell them each for ten dollars?

A sports car!
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