What’s green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!
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A day without sunshine is …

Night.
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What do you get when you stack a bunch of pizzas?

The Leaning Tower of Pizzas!
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What’s yellow and stupid?

Thick custard!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum who?

Possum food please, I’m hungry! [pour some]
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