The red house is made of red bricks.
The blue house is made of blue bricks.
What is the green house made of?
Glass!
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had a dino-sore!
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly Collie!
What do you get when you cross a Poodle,a Cocker Spaniel and a rooster?
A Cocka-Poodle-Doo!
Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?
Student: Very big hands!
When you walk into the bathroom, you’re an American. When you walk out of the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when your in the bathroom?
European!
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