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School Jokes

From Courtenay E., age 9, South Africa

Why did the child bring his car to school?

Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
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From Devina, age 11, Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

Teacher: Samual how come you do not comb your hair?
Samual: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad’s then.

Samual: No hair, Sir!
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From Abdulrahman or Aboud, 9 years old, from Jordan

Where do pencils come from?

Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)
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From Pakiza, age 14, Brussels, Belgium

The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?

The pupil answered:’ No sir, but i felt bad for you because you were the only one standing up!’
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From Zachary, age 9, America

Why did the cat eat the boy’s homework?

The dog was on vacation.
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From Ginnybunny, 15 years old, Louisiana

What do you call a cylinder after you graduated from school?

A graduated cylinder.
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