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School Jokes

From Tyler, age 5, Spokane, WA

Why did they fire the cross-eyed school teacher?

Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
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From Luke, age 10, Stratford upon Avon, England

What’s the difference between a book and a teacher?

You can shut the book up!
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From Davis, age 11, Solvang, California, USA

What did the little mermaid have to wear?

An algae bra!
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From Michaela, 7 years old, Phoenix, AZ

What do you call a note book without any pages ?

No book!
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From Utsavi, age 10, Mumbai India

Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”

Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.
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From Courtenay E., age 9, South Africa

Why did the child bring his car to school?

Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
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